Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana..."When asked. L…” he moaned, obeying her.“That’s right, yes, Mrs. L,” she cooed darkly, eyes closed, her orgasm rushing to greet her, her hand digging into his shoulder.And then she came. Not loudly, not thrashing, not over the top but rather a grinding, softly pumping one, her hips moving slightly, her thighs clenching and relaxing. She heard herself grunting softly, felt her pussy soak in her panties, felt her thighs trembling, felt the heat of her calf and foot against Kevin’s hands. When she opened her eyes, Kevin’s were staring, wide, into hers. She smiled as her orgasm abated and the tensed muscles in her thighs and calf relaxed.“Does…does your mom have the, um, same…same reaction, Kevin?”He looked at her and blinked, nervously.“Uh…in fact, yes, she does,” he said softly. “Is that wrong, Mrs. L.?”“No, no, not at all, young man,” she smiled, stroking his face in her bony, small hand. “Not at all…”He continued to rub her calf and foot.“I, uh, apologize for my sweaty sock,” she giggled softly..
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